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ALL OUR RITUALS ARE FREE OF CHARGE

Our reserach has shown that the most affected population experiencing mental issues comes from the lower levels of society. Those who had no proper education or live in poverty, lost jobs, homes and beloved ones, in war or other types of violence are most susceptible to this transfromation of consciousness that will not bring a person down, but will let one exit stong and rich for an experience only few could share. On the other hand many hard working people of the upper class are affected because more money means less time and instead of 38,5 hour working week, soon one can spend over 90 hours a week at his job just to be promoted and to be liked by his new boss. When you feel exahusted and when you are so tyred that you can not sleep anymore than it is still time to contact us.

OUR HUMANITARIAN INITIATIVE

DISCLAIMER (please read) We are an institution that promotes ethical business, peace & prosperity for not only human but all kind. We are engaged into accepting any person that feels the need for a talk and can not afford to see a physician to assert his mental condition. We help to identify the states that occured due to the environment one lives in and suggest countermeasures to battle this neagive influences. You are precious beyond what you can yet concieve that is why we will not try to prevent you to do a suicide, we will rather encourage you to do one ASAP for after you wake up on another frequency you will watch your 30 minutes book of life movie saying wow how boring. What we need you to understand is our research that has proven us being pure energy and we all know that energy can neither be crated nor destroyed. We are eternal and infinte and one with the rest of the universe. What we do here is performing like actors on a stage for our true selves to enjoy this reality show. 

 

We are thee frist mental health Organization on-line that offers services without the need of any insurance or credt cards, money transfer etc. we do not even accept donations except donuts.

 

We encourage you, to call us on Skype to save money and to get an appointment right away or in the coming weekdays. A preventive talk is much better than a curative treatment that is why one should recognize himself. 

 

We do not take any responsibility for any actions you undertake after you have established contact with us.  We do not issue any documents or papers that would assert your mental image.  

QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR RITUALS

What billing or insurance information will I receive?

​None of the above as all our services are free of charge. If you call us over telephone you carry the costs of your phone provider.

How long will it take to end a ritual?

​Prof.  Andy is a very experienced fast thinker and assertes the situation immediately letting you know about the approximate duration of the therapy in advance.  

​Why am I being called crazy?

​The boundary between a genius and a madman is very thin if there is any. There is no genius mind without a touch of madness. Sanity and Happiness are an impossible combination, quote: Mark Twain 

​I feel better. Can I still keep in touch with you?

​We would be very happy to hear from you and how you are doing in your daily life. You should note that our reality is a design a game a simulation and we will give you all the tools for this game to play into your favour. Prof. Andy is very happy if he gets messages from his ritual participants reporting about a new job, a better life, a new house or some science research awards, sports accomplishments etc. 

Click the image to see why the conventional psychiatry is a scam!

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